10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Fold and live to fold again
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water