10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.