10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Poker is for loners.
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers