10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier