10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd