10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)