10 Random Poker Quotes

• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear