10 Random Poker Quotes

• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters