10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.