10 Random Poker Quotes

• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "No river, no fish."
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com