10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986