10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Fook the floosh droo!
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.