10 Random Poker Quotes

• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.