10 Random Poker Quotes

• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "No river, no fish."
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is