10 Random Poker Quotes

• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.