10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks