10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?