10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---