10 Random Poker Quotes

• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth