10 Random Poker Quotes

• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.