10 Random Poker Quotes

• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones