10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- It's Free To Fold...
 - Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010.  On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
 - "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
 - Fold and live to fold again
 - "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
 - Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
 - "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
 - Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
 - "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
 - The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. 
--Nick the Greek