10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth