10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Poker is for loners.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• It's Free To Fold...
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."