10 Random Poker Quotes

• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Fold and live to fold again
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.