10 Random Poker Quotes

• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm