10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare