10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers