10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright