10 Random Poker Quotes

• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword