10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Poker is for loners.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo