10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek