10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.