10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it