10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Poker is for loners.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..