10 Random Poker Quotes

• im going to 2 out you to death
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.