10 Random Poker Quotes

• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss