10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'