10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."