10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.