10 Random Poker Quotes

• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss