10 Random Poker Quotes

• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?