10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Welcome to kicker school
- Poker is for loners.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---