10 Random Poker Quotes

• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)