10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth