10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- im going to 2 out you to death
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss