10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You have to piss with the dick you have
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Fold and live to fold again
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom