10 Random Poker Quotes

• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.