10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---