10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders